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1. "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? 2 users
2. Show me the money 2 users
3. What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking? 1 user
4. ".........." 1 user
5. "It is not a tooomah!" 1 user
6. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. 1 user
7. Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while she was flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart! 1 user
8. As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster. 1 user
9. As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with 1 user
10. But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker. 1 user
11. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs... 1 user
12. Democracy can be a wickedly unfair thing Sabrina. Nobody poor was ever called democratic for marrying somebody rich. 1 user
13. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga 1 user
14. Even if you get so fat I can't find your vagina, I will still love you 1 user
15. Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. 1 user
16. Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown. 1 user
17. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn 1 user
18. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. 1 user
19. Get off the cross G.W. We need the wood. 1 user
20. Give me that baby, you warthog from hell. 1 user
21. Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!" 1 user
22. He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese? 1 user
23. Here's looking at you, kid 1 user
24. Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! 1 user
25. I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you Bitch." This is a film class right? 1 user
26. I choose vodka...and Chaka Khan. 1 user
27. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. ... 1 user
28. I don’t really like to talk about my flair. 1 user
29. I hate to be rude, but we're French! 1 user
30. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. 1 user
31. I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh? 1 user
32. I'll be back 1 user
33. I'm feeling kinda woozy here. 1 user
34. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. 1 user
35. Is it safe? 1 user
36. It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope. 1 user
37. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. 1 user
38. Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. 1 user
39. Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie. 1 user
40. Pope shit in the woods? 1 user
41. Put the bunny back in the box. 1 user
42. Say hello to my little friend 1 user
43. Say hello to the twenty-first century! 1 user
44. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? 1 user
45. Somebody call somebody! 1 user
46. Someone tell a joke... 1 user
47. Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone. 1 user
48. That rug really tied the room together 1 user
49. The Dude abides 1 user
50. The fat ones taste like Cheetos 1 user
51. The human head weighs eight pounds. 1 user
52. The most dangerous animal known to man. 1 user
53. This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting 1 user
54. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore 1 user
55. Vice Versa Love. 1 user
56. We all got it comin', kid. 1 user
57. We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer? 1 user
58. We're going streaking! 1 user
59. We're gonna need a bigger boat. 1 user
60. What is 1,056 dicks? A lot of dicks. 1 user
61. What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? 1 user
62. What's my name? Say my name bitch! 1 user
63. Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face 1 user
64. You are a sad, strange little man. 1 user
65. You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car. 1 user
66. You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person. 1 user
67. You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus. 1 user

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by Tracy Scott on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:03am

1. "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Sam L in Pulp Fiction
2. What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking? Dogma
3. This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
4. It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope. Shortbus
5. I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh? Snatch
6. Democracy can be a wickedly unfair thing Sabrina. Nobody poor was ever called democratic for marrying somebody rich. Sabrina (1954)
7. Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. Christmas Vacation
8. I hate to be rude, but we're French! Ratatouille
9. Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie. Heathers
10. "It is not a tooomah!" The governator in Kindergarten Cop

by Syd Kearney on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:54am

1. Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone. Big Night
2. Put the bunny back in the box. Con Air
3. Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! Aliens
4. I don’t really like to talk about my flair. Office Space
5. Someone tell a joke... Moonstruck
6. The fat ones taste like Cheetos Blade: Trinity
7. Vice Versa Love. Hear My Song
8. I'm feeling kinda woozy here. Scream
9. I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you Bitch." This is a film class right? Scream 2
10. The most dangerous animal known to man. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Lina Fuh on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:55pm

1. What's my name? Say my name bitch! American Pie
2. You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car. Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist
3. Say hello to my little friend Scarface
4. Even if you get so fat I can't find your vagina, I will still love you Away we go
5. We're going streaking! Old School
6. "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Pulp Fiction
7. Show me the money Jerry Maguire
8. I'll be back Terminator

by Chris on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:30pm

1. What is 1,056 dicks? A lot of dicks. Highway
2. You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person. Serial Mom
3. Get off the cross G.W. We need the wood. Sordid Lives
4. Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while she was flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart! Drop Dead Gorgeous
5. Say hello to the twenty-first century! Army of Darkness
6. But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker. Bubba Ho-Tep
7. Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. Bubba Ho-Tep
8. Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!" The Opposite of Sex
9. Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face Heartbreak Ridge
10. What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? Blazing Saddles

by Nay-nay on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 3:54pm

1. The Dude abides The Big Lebowski
2. That rug really tied the room together The Big Lebowski
3. Give me that baby, you warthog from hell. Raising Arizona
4. Show me the money Jerry Maguire
5. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. The Godfather
6. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. ... On the Waterfront
7. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore Wizard of Oz
8. Here's looking at you, kid Casablanca
9. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Gone With the Wind
10. We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer? Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

by turbidblue on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 1:26pm

1. I choose vodka...and Chaka Khan.

by Bryan Randall on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 6:40pm

1. As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster.
2. You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.
3. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga
4. He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?
5. Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown.

by ShyStarOT on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:31pm

1. As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with Shortbus

by fredeatshouston on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 2:15pm

1. Somebody call somebody!
2. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
3. The human head weighs eight pounds.
4. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

by David A. Demaret on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 1:54am

1. Pope shit in the woods? The Dude, The Big Lebowski
2. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Chief Brody, Jaws
3. Is it safe? Szell, Marathon Man
4. You are a sad, strange little man. Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
5. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. Indiana Jones, The Raiders of the Lost Ark
6. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. Norma Desmond, Sunset Blvd.
7. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
8. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? Biff Tannen, Back to the Future
9. We all got it comin', kid. Will Munny, Unforgiven
10. ".........." Metropolis