The Taking of Pelham 123
A terrible title and two washed-up leads? You probably didn’t catch this one in the theater.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
This movie may not have much else, but it has Channing Tatum in a tank top, and that’s enough to make me rent it.

I Love you Beth Cooper
I have no idea what this movie is about, but it has Hayden Panettiere in a tank top, and I have a feeling that’s enough to make several of you rent it.

Aliens in the Attic
For the chilluns.

Nobody Loves Alice
Fango recommends this disturbing portrait of madness. For those of you who didn’t get enough of that during Halloween.

Hardwired
OMG, Val Kilmer and Cuba Gooding Jr. are in a movie together AND IT’S NOT THE 90s!

Edge of Darkness
If the above options aren’t obscure enough for you, this detective mini-series that aired on the BBC in 1985 should do the trick.

Command Performance
You just can’t keep Dolph Lundgren down! He will continue to make shitty straight-to-vid action flicks until he’s in adult diapers and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. Also, dudes, he wrote and directed this movie about a drummer and ex-biker saving the kidnapped Russian president during a rock concert. Or something.

Lord, what a terrible week for DVD. I think I’ll stick to Hulu, thanks.