Leave it to Chingo Bling to sernade his "vieja" with chorizo con huevo.

The Houston rapper is back at the spoofing with Breakfast Sex, a LOL spoof on R&B loverman Jeremih's current hit Birthday Sex:

Chingo's new mixtape, Me Valen Madre, hits the streets Aug. 25. He'll also celebrate his own birthday Aug. 28 at Motion 1960.