Johnny Hanson photo In the continuing saga that is Slim Thug's twitter life (which I'm not sure he realizes that so many of us follow and enjoy), today is the Houston rapper's birthday. But he doesn't want your wishes, says he:

11:42 a.m.: "It's my bday eveybody following me send me a $100 and I'll give u $200 on your bday.."

11:51 a.m.: "I'm tryna teach yall how to invest your Money"

11:58 a.m.: "If all 42784 of my followers sent me a$100 that would be $4,278,400 and I would not have to pay all yall back the sameday."

Noon: "Listen fuck this happy bday talk only way Ima be happy is if yall all send the $100."

Happy birthday from 29-95, Slim Thug. We are not sending you money.