Yes, the first FPH Summer Fest is over and, thus, two days of great music and awesome people watching are gone. In honor of the two-day festival, we assembled a crack panel last night to hand out awards. The respected panel, consisting of a rabbi, a priest, and a minister, walked into a bar and returned with these results.

And so, without further ado, here are this year’s winners:

King of the Festival
Asian Dude

Best Dress Award
Zahira Gutierrez

No wait...we take that back
Best Dress goes to...
Domokos

Hunkiest Hunk Award
This Guy

Most Johnny Cashiest Award
Craig Kinsey


Most Ubiquitous Band Shirt Award
Giant Princess
(Model: Joe Mathlete)
 

Bum Me Out And Make Me Cry Award
(WE HAVE A TIE)
The McKenzies announce their Farewell Show
August 29th at Mangos

AND
Andrew Ortiz (left) leaves Wild Moccasins
to focus on his education

Most Inappropriate Placement Of A Water Bottle Award
Cley Miller

Best Bad Habit Encouraging Band Award
News On The March

Cutest Couple Award
Tom Nguyen and Chris Fulkerson

Most Able To Suffer Long Ticket Lines, Heat, And Rain
Yet Still Have Fun Award.
These people...

 Congratulations to this year's winners.