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B, I love you. I really do. Really.
But this baby business? Seven months. Nine months. Surrogate! Real! Fake baby bump! New York! Houston! (Tiana-May? Really?)
HAVE THE BABY ALREADY SO WE CAN ALL GET ON WITH OUR LIVES. Have the baby so we can talk about your music instead of your stomach.
Have the baby so I can stop making lists like this one: Ten things I care about more than Beyoncé's baby. (Though I'm sure she'd appreciate it.)
1. Beyoncé' music. Hate all you want, but she's a compelling singer and a fierce live performer. I'm ready for a new tour (even if she won't be for awhile).
2. Solange’s next record: 2008's Sol-Angel and the Hadley St. Dreams is still one of my favorites. She's been teasing us with experimental side projects since. Time for a proper follow-up.
3. My own baby. Seriously, y'all.
4. Is Trina really still mad about the Party video?
5. Why did Kelly Rowland abandon dance music for generic R&B? Someone please talk to her.
6. Will Destiny's Child ever get back together?
7. Baby songs. Bieber, TLC, Amy Grant, Brandy. Take your pick.
8. The new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I'm ready, hunty.
9. The RodeoHouston lineup. If only in anticipation of all those whiny complaints. Look for it here Monday morning.
10. Pretty much anything else you care to leave in the comments.
Your own baby is only #3? haha
He'll understand. Actally, he won't. He's only 5 months old. Once he hits a year, then I'll move him to the top spot.
Whataburger's spicy ketchup
Don't forget those delicious fries to dip in it, and PLEASE don't forget that wonderful What-A-Burger itself.
Beyonce is not pregnant, didn't you see the video of her collapsing baby bump when she did the Australian interview?
Why she's not admitting to using a surrogate, I have NO CLUE!
And let me ask this, is your son's last name Guerra?
You named him Emerson Guerra? That sounds so incongruous.
Like,
Thurston Howell Rodriguez III.
Barrington Lopez.
Phineas Quinn Gomez.
Just an observation! Nothing against you or the baby. He's a precious doll! The name just threw me there for a minute!
LOL!
Heyheyhey! It's Emerson Guerra-Moore, to be exact. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?
Beyonce was spotted in NYC last night! check out the pics at www.allthadeets.com
The whole star/idol "worship" syndrome is stupid. They're just people. "Captcha" is ghetto.
DUH...Adam Lambert's new CD coming out March 20th! Yup, look out: The Adam Storm Cometh... Adam is the MOST talented artist around. No one can touch his vocals- PERIOD...
Look for him on Leno Jan 17th and Ellen Jan 19th. Oh yeah, promos are starting, and I (and over one million Glamberts) couldn't be happier!
Yup, that's what I'm excited about. Thanks for asking Joey! Happy New Year!
I care about the babies in the neonatel (sp) whose parents were not allowed on the floor because Beyonce and Jay-Z's security detail would not let them on the floor. So awful and diva like for both of them. Shameful.
But you wrote an article about how much you don't care about her baby, but not an article about the things you do care about?
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