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Once I had one of my regulars show up on a busy Saturday night, push her way through the crowd and beckon me to lean in so she could whisper her order. She immediately grabs my head and tries to pull me in for a kiss right in front of everyone. I admire the nerve that took, but I guess she felt embarrassed about that one afterward. I haven’t seen her since that night.
Photo: Dave Rossman
In a crowded bar, some dude I was with overheard a girl saying there was no place to sit. He chimed in" "Baby, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit." No, he did not score with that, either.
And now I bet she is REALLY embarrassed!!!
Offered me Certs and asked if I wanted to make sparks in the dark. Or the offer of string cheese. But my fave was one that blurted out 'I want you to have my baby!'