The Taking of Pelham 123 [1]
A terrible title and two washed-up leads? You probably didn’t catch this one in the theater.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra [2]
This movie may not have much else, but it has Channing Tatum in a tank top, and that’s enough to make me rent it.
I Love you Beth Cooper [3]
I have no idea what this movie is about, but it has Hayden Panettiere in a tank top, and I have a feeling that’s enough to make several of you rent it.
Aliens in the Attic [4]
For the chilluns.
Nobody Loves Alice [5]
Fango recommends this disturbing portrait of madness. For those of you who didn’t get enough of that during Halloween.
Hardwired [6]
OMG, Val Kilmer and Cuba Gooding Jr. are in a movie together AND IT’S NOT THE 90s!
Edge of Darkness [7]
If the above options aren’t obscure enough for you, this detective mini-series that aired on the BBC in 1985 should do the trick.
Command Performance [8]
You just can’t keep Dolph Lundgren down! He will continue to make shitty straight-to-vid action flicks until he’s in adult diapers and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. Also, dudes, he wrote and directed this movie about a drummer and ex-biker saving the kidnapped Russian president during a rock concert. Or something.
Lord, what a terrible week for DVD. I think I’ll stick to Hulu, thanks.
Links:
[1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422/
[2] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/
[3] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032815/
[4] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0775552/
[5] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1186813/
[6] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1405412/
[7] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090424/
[8] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210801/