Best-ever movie quotes

1. "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? 2 users [1]
2. Show me the money 2 users [2]
3. What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking? 1 user [3]
4. ".........." 1 user [4]
5. "It is not a tooomah!" 1 user [5]
6. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. 1 user [6]
7. Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while she was flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart! 1 user [7]
8. As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster. 1 user [8]
9. As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with 1 user [9]
10. But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker. 1 user [10]
11. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs... 1 user [11]
12. Democracy can be a wickedly unfair thing Sabrina. Nobody poor was ever called democratic for marrying somebody rich. 1 user [12]
13. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga 1 user [13]
14. Even if you get so fat I can't find your vagina, I will still love you 1 user [14]
15. Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. 1 user [15]
16. Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown. 1 user [16]
17. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn 1 user [17]
18. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. 1 user [18]
19. Get off the cross G.W. We need the wood. 1 user [19]
20. Give me that baby, you warthog from hell. 1 user [20]
21. Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!" 1 user [21]
22. He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese? 1 user [22]
23. Here's looking at you, kid 1 user [23]
24. Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! 1 user [24]
25. I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you Bitch." This is a film class right? 1 user [25]
26. I choose vodka...and Chaka Khan. 1 user [26]
27. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. ... 1 user [27]
28. I don’t really like to talk about my flair. 1 user [28]
29. I hate to be rude, but we're French! 1 user [29]
30. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. 1 user [30]
31. I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh? 1 user [31]
32. I'll be back 1 user [32]
33. I'm feeling kinda woozy here. 1 user [33]
34. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. 1 user [34]
35. Is it safe? 1 user [35]
36. It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope. 1 user [36]
37. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. 1 user [37]
38. Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. 1 user [38]
39. Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie. 1 user [39]
40. Pope shit in the woods? 1 user [40]
41. Put the bunny back in the box. 1 user [41]
42. Say hello to my little friend 1 user [42]
43. Say hello to the twenty-first century! 1 user [43]
44. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? 1 user [44]
45. Somebody call somebody! 1 user [45]
46. Someone tell a joke... 1 user [46]
47. Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone. 1 user [47]
48. That rug really tied the room together 1 user [48]
49. The Dude abides 1 user [49]
50. The fat ones taste like Cheetos 1 user [50]
51. The human head weighs eight pounds. 1 user [51]
52. The most dangerous animal known to man. 1 user [52]
53. This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting 1 user [53]
54. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore 1 user [54]
55. Vice Versa Love. 1 user [55]
56. We all got it comin', kid. 1 user [56]
57. We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer? 1 user [57]
58. We're going streaking! 1 user [58]
59. We're gonna need a bigger boat. 1 user [59]
60. What is 1,056 dicks? A lot of dicks. 1 user [60]
61. What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? 1 user [61]
62. What's my name? Say my name bitch! 1 user [62]
63. Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face 1 user [63]
64. You are a sad, strange little man. 1 user [64]
65. You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car. 1 user [65]
66. You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person. 1 user [66]
67. You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus. 1 user [67]

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by Tracy Scott [70] on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:03am

1. "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Sam L in Pulp Fiction
2. What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking? Dogma
3. This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
4. It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope. Shortbus
5. I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh? Snatch
6. Democracy can be a wickedly unfair thing Sabrina. Nobody poor was ever called democratic for marrying somebody rich. Sabrina (1954)
7. Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. Christmas Vacation
8. I hate to be rude, but we're French! Ratatouille
9. Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie. Heathers
10. "It is not a tooomah!" The governator in Kindergarten Cop

by Syd Kearney [71] on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:54am

1. Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone. Big Night
2. Put the bunny back in the box. Con Air
3. Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! Aliens
4. I don’t really like to talk about my flair. Office Space
5. Someone tell a joke... Moonstruck
6. The fat ones taste like Cheetos Blade: Trinity
7. Vice Versa Love. Hear My Song
8. I'm feeling kinda woozy here. Scream
9. I believe the line is "Stay away from her, you Bitch." This is a film class right? Scream 2
10. The most dangerous animal known to man. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Lina Fuh [72] on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 11:55pm

1. What's my name? Say my name bitch! American Pie
2. You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car. Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist
3. Say hello to my little friend Scarface
4. Even if you get so fat I can't find your vagina, I will still love you Away we go
5. We're going streaking! Old School
6. "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Pulp Fiction
7. Show me the money Jerry Maguire
8. I'll be back Terminator

by Chris [73] on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 7:30pm

1. What is 1,056 dicks? A lot of dicks. Highway
2. You know, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, only you're a real person. Serial Mom
3. Get off the cross G.W. We need the wood. Sordid Lives
4. Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while she was flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart! Drop Dead Gorgeous
5. Say hello to the twenty-first century! Army of Darkness
6. But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker. Bubba Ho-Tep
7. Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. Bubba Ho-Tep
8. Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!" The Opposite of Sex
9. Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face Heartbreak Ridge
10. What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? Blazing Saddles

by Nay-nay [74] on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 3:54pm

1. The Dude abides The Big Lebowski
2. That rug really tied the room together The Big Lebowski
3. Give me that baby, you warthog from hell. Raising Arizona
4. Show me the money Jerry Maguire
5. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. The Godfather
6. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. ... On the Waterfront
7. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore Wizard of Oz
8. Here's looking at you, kid Casablanca
9. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Gone With the Wind
10. We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer? Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

by turbidblue [75] on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 1:26pm

1. I choose vodka...and Chaka Khan.

by bdrandall3 [76] on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 6:40pm

1. As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster.
2. You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.
3. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga
4. He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?
5. Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown.

by ShyStarOT [77] on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 9:31pm

1. As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with Shortbus

by fredeatshouston [78] on Sun, 08/02/2009 - 2:15pm

1. Somebody call somebody!
2. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
3. The human head weighs eight pounds.
4. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

by David A. Demaret [79] on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 1:54am

1. Pope shit in the woods? The Dude, The Big Lebowski
2. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Chief Brody, Jaws
3. Is it safe? Szell, Marathon Man
4. You are a sad, strange little man. Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
5. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. Indiana Jones, The Raiders of the Lost Ark
6. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. Norma Desmond, Sunset Blvd.
7. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
8. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? Biff Tannen, Back to the Future
9. We all got it comin', kid. Will Munny, Unforgiven
10. ".........." Metropolis