Burger Friday: Pena's Donut Heaven & Grill

    The Ole Burger with fries and onion rings at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill. Photo by Alison CookThe Ole Burger with fries and onion rings at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill. Photo by Alison Cook

    Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill near Shadow Creek Ranch in Pearland. Photo by Alison CookPeña's Donut Heaven & Grill near Shadow Creek Ranch in Pearland. Photo by Alison Cook

    Ordinarily I steer clear of "specialty burgers" in my Burger Friday wanderings, the better to keep a reasonably level playing field on which to judge the various burgers. I try to keep my sampling to the usual Texas accoutrements of lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, mustard and mayo, with cheese and the occasional lashing of jalapeños thrown in.

    But. When I saw that the Ole Burger at the delightfully named Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill came with three of my favorite Texas Food Groups on top — namely queso, pico de gallo and pickled jalapeños — along with some chipotle mayo for good measure, I couldn't help but bite.

    And boy, am I glad I did. Come with me to the rapidly developing coastal prairies of westernmost Pearland, a few blocks from Highway 288, to check out this destination burger.

    The heavenly cloud logo at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill in Pearland. Photo by Alison CookThe heavenly cloud logo at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill in Pearland. Photo by Alison Cook

    *PRICE: Double-patty, 1/2 pound Ole Burger combo with large beverage, half-and-half order of fries and onion rings, $9.45.

    *ORDERING: Step up to the donut counter to peruse the menu and the chalkboard list of daily specials (Every weekday, a single-patty, quarter-pound burger combo goes for just over 7 bucks, for example.) The unusually sunny staff will take your order, ushering you through the bun, patty and side choices, then deliver it to your table — either inside or out on the patio with a view of parking lot , Nolan Ryan Junior High School and big prairie skies.

    The Ole Burger at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill features queso, pico de gallo, jalapeños and chipotle mayo. Photo by Alison CookThe Ole Burger at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill features queso, pico de gallo, jalapeños and chipotle mayo. Photo by Alison Cook

    *ARCHITECTURE: On a toasted house-baked "white" bun (which you want to choose instead of the wheat or sourdough options, which are made elsewhere) goes a swipe of chipotle mayo, either one or two quarter-pound patties of ground beef, anointed with a lava flow of chile con queso and strewn with pico de gallo and pickled jalapeños. A frilled toothpick holds it all together.

    *QUALITY: Not to put too fine a point on it, the sum of the Ole Burger parts is insanely delicious. There's just no other way to put it. The thin queso lends a satisfying ooziness, the pico de gallo provides crunch and the sweet-savory onion note I crave in a burger, and the pickled jalapeños impart just the right levels of tartness and chile heat. The chipotle mayonnaise amps the tartness and burn up to a finely calibrated pitch.

    The Ole Burger, double patty version,  in cross-section at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill. Photo by Alison CookThe Ole Burger, double patty version, in cross-section at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill. Photo by Alison Cook

    The glossy-domed buns, slightly sweet and beautifully glazed with an egg wash, stand up to their job and work really well with the jumpy Ole components. The patties themselves? They are hand-formed, with an admirably loose, uncompacted texture, and they are neither overworked nor over-seasoned. I might have liked a bit more sear on the medium-well-done patties, but their clear flavor of beef fat (yes, that's a compliment) rang out even in the extravagant Ole context.

    I'm not sure what made me order my burger with two patties, something I rarely do. (I much prefer a larger — and potentially juicier — single patty rather than doubling up.) And while the effect of two patties was fine here, eventually I extracted the bottom one and finished up the burger as a single-patty affair. The swaggery toppings didn't overcome the meat the way I had feared they might, and the poufy bun didn't seem like too much bread for the beef, either.

    The dining room and donut displays at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill in Pearland. Photo by Alison CookThe dining room and donut displays at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill in Pearland. Photo by Alison Cook

    *OOZE RATING: fair plus. Almost all of the ooze was condiment-based, but I could taste the beef fat and juices even if I couldn't see them.

    *GRADE: A minus. The minus is a factor of the relative lack of sear on the patty, and the absence of visible juices, which I believe would stand out more on a standard cheeseburger. The Ole Burger experience as a whole, though, is a definite A plus.

    Onion rings at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill in Pearland. Photo by Alison CookOnion rings at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill in Pearland. Photo by Alison Cook

    *BONUS POINTS: The onion rings, battered and fried in house, are stupendous specimens, thick-cut and juicy enough to stand up to their crackly golden crusts. They're seasoned judiciously, and you can ask for a cup of chipotle mayonnaise as a dip. The French fries are cut in house, too, but I found them seasoned too much for my tastes and no match for the exceptional onion rings.

    Al fresco dining at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill; that's Nolan Ryan Jr. High in the background. Photo by Alison CookAl fresco dining at Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill; that's Nolan Ryan Jr. High in the background. Photo by Alison Cook

    *LOCAL COLOR: I loved the cheerful mom-and-pop feel of this year-old place. Ray Peña greets a new face in his trademark hail-fellow-well-met style, with a handshake and an opener of "I haven't seen you in here before!" His wife works the counter in front of the rainbow donut display, and his mom surveys the scene from one of the tables. Peña's enthusiasm for his bright new establishment (he sold his two original Peña's Donut shops to launch this more ambitious grill) is infectious, and his younger employees radiate the same good cheer. He introduced one young man jokingly as "our intern" and informed me that he had "run a food truck" and was "helping us with our menu."

    I found myself wondering how the breakfast tacos and the pancakes were, and went home guiltily bearing a sackful of rather nice donuts (cake, raised, and raspberry-filled) that were, I was told, in one of the more over-the-top promotions I've ever encountered, "half price with lunch."

    FYI: Peña's has introduced a new boudin kolache, a hat tip to the famous version produced by Shipley's in the Heights. They were out of them when I visited, but I must report that a cheese kolache I tried veered toward the heavy side of the kolache spectrum.

    (Peña's Donut Heaven & Grill, 11601 Shadow Creek Parkway, Pearland. Open daily 5:30 a.m. — 3 p.m.; lunch service starts at 10 a.m.)

    Comments

    Pistolpete Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:48am

    Burger and O-Rings look great. Not surprising because his formerly owned donut shops had great food.

    I am Tom Riddle Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:34pm

    Mmmm burger porn. I have never, I mean never drooled when looking at pictures of food before but that burger is a seriously sexy beast.

    J12 Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:09pm

    I'll bet it would have been an A+ if they use some buzz words in their restaurant like "Gnome Herded Beef" or "Uber-Super-Organic Magical Grass Fed" or some other inane foodie, hipster way to be pretentious about a burger.

    FRANKIE SAYS RELAX Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:04pm

    I seem to remember Alison reviewing Whataburger, so...you'd be wrong. Stop looking for reasons to be offended, it's Friday for God's sake. BURGER Friday. Who could be upset on a day like this? :)

    Eric Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:04pm

    I've been reading Alison's reviews for a long time. She isn't that easily duped. Also, A- is a good score in these write-ups. Might even be worth the drive from Montrose to check out.

    J12 Fri, 04/20/2012 - 5:23pm

    My feelings stem from this review

    http://www.29-95.com/restaurants/story/burger-friday-hay-merchant

    GRADE: A-

    The only thing she really said about the taste of the actual burger:

    "robust beef flavor" "minimal ooze (the patty interior was moist, but not juicy)"

    I've seen her knock down tons of ratings on ooze/juice alone, but here is where the kicker comes in:

    "top-grade, carefully sourced trimmings that are ground daily in the pristine butcher shop"

    I would like to see all these critics blind taste test these chic preferences.

    I'd highly suggest the Penn and Teller BS episode where they have a group of chefs take a bunch of KFC and reconstitute is a "Chicken and Corn Bisque". When they serve it to the various groups of test subjects, with the pretense that its from an upscale cafe, they all rave about how "fresh" and everything it tastes. Pretenses are EVERYTHING when it comes to human opinion. If you think you make your own independent opinions about everything then you are sorely mistaken.

    Don't get me wrong, Hay Merchant makes a fabulous burger in my opinion, and this current review sounds good. But I think when critics hear establishments using buzzwords it skews their review before it starts.

    Texmex01 Fri, 04/20/2012 - 4:42pm

    someone has a case of the 4/20 crankiness....

    PDiddie Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:12pm

    It's the onion rings that make me hot, personally.

    the_birds Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:41pm

    Probably would have been outta control if you had gotten a side of queso and just dipped the burger in it!

    I'm going to have to spontaneously copyright that. "the_birds" style if it ever gets in print or on a menu.

    FRANKIE SAYS RELAX Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:06pm

    What about putting the burger in a bowl and dumping queso on top...OLE BURGER TORTA?!

    the_birds Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:55pm

    *repeat deleted

    c Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:12pm

    I have been here and the food is great.....I love the turkey burgers

    Joe Adams Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:02pm

    Alison, thanks for following up on my tip and giving Pena's Donut Heaven a try! I always get the bacon cheeseburger myself and order it medium rare to boost the ooze factor. That makes it an A+ in my book. I have to admit that I've yet to try their onion rings but I promise to remedy that oversight on Monday. I may have to branch out a bit because that Ole burger looks fantastic. Come to think of it, there's lots of other temptations on the menu that I need to sample, too.

    Alison Cook Sat, 04/21/2012 - 9:42am

    Joe, I can't thank you enough for that tip! Next time I will ask for medium rare (they have a very agreeable "nothing is impossible" attitude there). Usually in a more casual burger joint, on the first visit, I don't specify degree of doneness in order to see what the house style is. Really loved the place, lucky you to have it within easy reach. Although with an Ole Burger & those o-rings as the goal, the 15.9 miles between my doorstep and Pena's Donut Heaven don't seem like that much. Again, my thanks.

    Fatty FatBastard Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:24am

    We tried the boudin kolache's this weekend. You had the right assumption; they were very doughy. The kolache was very good when you finally got to the boudin, but there were really only a couple bites worth. Hopefully they'll learn to put more boudin in and decrease the dough, because they would have a real winner. As they stand now, I can't really recommend.

    sunkneelion Mon, 04/23/2012 - 7:52am

    sounds amazing! was there any avocado to be had?

    Alison Cook Mon, 04/23/2012 - 8:24am

    Yes, there was, and I'm sure they would have added it if you wanted. "Nothing is impossible," after all.

    Anonymous Mon, 04/23/2012 - 2:46pm

    Alison thanks for the nice review. We actually listen to customers and the boudin kolache will be fixed. We just started them and we will get them right. Our traditional meat kolaches are excellent so please come and give them a try. One thing we do here is make your burger, tell us how you want it and we will fix it up. Alison could you change the address that pops up in the article. You have the other Pena's, the one on Broadway that I sold many years ago. We are completely different, and would not want any of your readers going to the wrong place. The address is 11601 Shadow Creek Parkway and telephone number is 713-340-3231.
    Once again than you for taking your time to try us out and glad that you thought so highly of our burgers.

    R.P.

    Alison Cook Mon, 04/23/2012 - 3:28pm

    fixed! sorry for the error, the wrong location came up when I was doing the link and I didn't notice.

    Bill in Houston Mon, 04/23/2012 - 6:05pm

    It sounds great, except for the hefty price. Just my $0.02.

    c Mon, 04/23/2012 - 8:23pm

    To Bill in Houston Mon, for the price you will get the best at Pena's ....I have paid way more for fast food which is not nearly as good....freshly made and the way you want it at Pena's well worth it.

    J12 Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:52pm

    1.What fast food place are you paying "way more" than $10 for a combo at?
    2. How high are you when you go there?

    WestSideBob Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:37am

    Alison ... have you tried Ripp's on the Westside? Try "The Chisum" - Smokey chili relish, guacamole, pico de gallo, pepper jack cheese, and chipotle mayo. Nice sammich.

    Also, Public House in Katy. The burgers are OK, but they have great onion rings.

    sjstewart417 Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:56am

    Is there any place in town a girl can get a burger wrapped in lettuce rather than served on a bun? Anathema, I know, but some of us celiac/gluten-intolerant folk would love to be able to pick up our burgers and eat them rather than use a fork and knife. Thanks!

    PHS alum Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:09pm

    good ol Mr. Pena employing pearlands finest high school kids when I was in school! support local businesses.

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