Burger Friday: The Refinery

    The High Octane chili-cheeseburger with onion rings at The Refinery. Photo by Alison CookThe High Octane chili-cheeseburger with onion rings at The Refinery. Photo by Alison Cook

    A locally brewed Karbach Hopadillo IPA, on tap at The Refinery. Photo by Alison CookA locally brewed Karbach Hopadillo IPA, on tap at The Refinery. Photo by Alison Cook

    The Refinery: Burgers & Whiskey is a spanking-new instant joint with an oil-patch theme that's a natural for Houston, right down to the amusing patio trash can: a repurposed Mobil Synthetic Lubricant barrel. (Style points for that, fellas.)

    It's a guy-guy kind of place on a West Dallas corner within quick reach of downtown's western skyscrapers, thanks to the freeway overpass that leads right to it. So men in shirtsleeves or neckties throng in, scarfing big burgers and downing local craft beers on tap or regulation bar drinks rather than the fancy cocktails now in fashion.

    Here's my take on the house burgers, based on a recent visit just as work was getting out and the happy hour crowd was filtering in, starting to fill up the covered porch with its picnic tables in full dramatic view of the Houston skyline.

    The High Octane chili cheeseburger at The Refinery. Photo by Alison CookThe High Octane chili cheeseburger at The Refinery. Photo by Alison Cook

    *PRICE: chili cheeseburger $8.95; onion rings $2.95; pint of Karbach Hopadillo IPA $5.00, for a total of $17.88 including tax. Tip brought it past the $20 mark.

    *ORDERING: Table service only. Find a seat indoors at the long bar or in one of two dining rooms; or grab a spot at the long picnic tables on the covered porches that line the front of the open-fronted restaurant facade, icehouse-style.

    *ARCHITECTURE: On a butter-grilled sweet sourdough bun (which seems to be the default choice here unless you specify a pretzel roll) goes a thick Angus beef patty, a square of melted cheddar, a trio of raw onion rings, and a crown of house-made chili with kidney beans. Want mustard? You add it yourself from a squeeze bottle housed in an empty cardboard six-pack holder on the table.

    The High Octane chili cheeseburger in cross-section at The Refinery. Photo by Alison CookThe High Octane chili cheeseburger in cross-section at The Refinery. Photo by Alison Cook

    *QUALITY: Low-octane chili, fleshed out with so many kidney beans they got in the way of the burger, lessened the impact of the sandwich. I had no quarrels with the thick, uneven ground-Angus patty, with its aggressive sear, good beef flavor and an interior that was perfectly medium (the house style unless you ask for something else), just a little pink in the middle, and still moist if not particularly juicy.

    But the blandness of the chili, the fierce burn of the raw onion rings (a quick dunk in salted water would have settled them down), and the proliferation of kidney beans all took a toll on the effect. A well-made chili cheeseburger should be both harmonious and exhilarating. The not-so-High Octane was neither.

    A word about the Sheila Partin sweet sourdough buns used here and elsewhere in town: it takes a whole lot of savory to balance out their added sugar. They can work with a burger, but it's a delicate dance, and here the chili would have had to be spicier for the results to click, with perhaps a sharp twinge of salty/tart mustard to even out the equation. I think I might have enjoyed my burger more had I ordered a regulation Texas-style number with mustard and house-made pickles, but I live in hope of finding another great chili cheeseburger in this town, and that sealed my unhappy fate.

    The dining room and bar at The Refinery on West Dallas, just west of downtown. Photo by Alison CookThe dining room and bar at The Refinery on West Dallas, just west of downtown. Photo by Alison Cook

    Trash can on the dining patio at The Refinery on West Dallas. Photo by Alison CookTrash can on the dining patio at The Refinery on West Dallas. Photo by Alison Cook

    *OOZE RATING: zilch. While the patty was moist, drippage was nil.

    *GRADE: C. Good patty, well cooked, but subverted by a failure of conviction and balance on the chili-cheeseburger sandwich level.

    *BONUS POINTS: Excellent local and national craft beers on tap, including the aromatic Hopadillo IPA made by Houston's Karbach Brewery. Drinking it with my burger made me think about how much the city's beer landscape has changed for the better over the last five years. The great view of downtown's western skyscrapers made the Hopadillo taste even better.

    *MINUS POINTS: Sides here could be way better. My onion rings had a shiny, thick, uniform coating that made me suspect they were commercially made. The poor onion inside all that crunch batter never had a chance to really make itself known or felt. And the minute my eye fell on the French fry roster, with its "batter-coated waffle fries" all my out-of-a-package alarm bells started going off. I passed.

    Mini Texaco truck on the bar at The Refinery near downtown. Photo by Alison CookMini Texaco truck on the bar at The Refinery near downtown. Photo by Alison Cook

    *LOCAL COLOR: The clever theme and the dramatic setting are strong points at The Refinery, which seems like a comfortable place to get together with friends. I was amused that the only females besides myself in that post-5 p.m. interval were a couple of svelte young waitresses, one of whom called me "ma'am" so often I began to feel like a museum exhibit. It was curiously charming. I also enjoyed dining in the shadow of a larger-than-life-size statue, of a mustachioed Southern gentleman out of another century. It was labeled "Jack Daniels." I thought he looked more like Colonel Sanders, but hey.

    The Refinery Burgers & Whiskey: 702 West Dallas, 713-487-0029.
    11 a.m.—midnight Monday-Thursday; 11 a.m.—2 a.m. Friday & Saturday;y 11 a.m.—10 p.m. Sunday

    Comments

    Syd Kearney Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:50am

    Sorry to read about the burger. I haven't tried it because I'm so crazy about the fried balogna sandwich. I kinda love the place.

    You gotta join me for a balogna sandwich -- add some cheddar please and hold the mayo -- my treat. And if Chuck is there, we'll ask him to make some of his chicken fried bacon. (When will they put that on the menu?)

    Alison Cook Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:53am

    aiieee. Fried bologna sandwich. I think you're on.

    ocjones Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:03pm

    Have you tried Oklahoma's BBQ baloney?
    By the slice or on a bun.

    Texmex01 Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:33am

    "fancy cocktails now in fashion" , now, now Alison, not everyone is currently a hipster....( I sometimes think back on pictures of my Father and Uncles with Lone Stars in their hands because they enjoyed it, not because it was hip)

    I had lunch there 2 weeks ago, the burger was great, the waffle fries prob were commercial, but still pretty tasty...The onion rings, I asked for them to be crispy, and they came out perfect, out of a freezer, maybe, but still good....

    Syd, the fried Bologna sandwich should always be in play!

    AllYourBaseNowBelongToUs Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:10pm

    I'm done with $15 burger lunches. If I can't get a cheeseburger, fries or rings plus a drink (non-alcohol obviously) out the door for $10 or under, I'm not going.

    TheRealRick Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:05pm

    Thanks Alison for this review. This place is on my Sunday power walk and I've been wondering about it. Those kidney beans look as if they overwhelm the burger completely.

    Rudyard Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:06pm

    Beans in the chili? That may play in Cincinnati, where they package spaghetti sauce and call it chili, but not in Houston.

    GotDebt Fri, 10/12/2012 - 4:51pm

    Beans are not just in Cincinnat-style chili. It's more of a Northern thing and since I'm a Northerner, I prefer it. Texas-style reminds me of coney-dog sauce. I even add CORN to my chili......Can add rice and potatoes too. It's more or less a stew with chilies in it. Down here, the competition-style chili predominates.

    Actually, Cincinnati-style is more known for adding cinnamon or chocolate to their chili. Plus it's pretty much a coney sauce as well. Dirty brown; not fiery red. Spaghetti is part of the "way" process known as 5-ways. 1-way is the chil itself, 2-way is spaghetti, 3-way adds cheese, 4-way adds onions and 5-way adds beans..

    Seabird Fri, 10/12/2012 - 5:33pm

    GotDebt - I don't know what you're describing, but it ain't chili. Chili is only one thing and beans, corn, rice, potatoes, tofu, etc... don't EVER belong in there. Authentic Texas Red is just beef, masa harina, chilies, spices, and liquid (water or preferably beer). If you're keeping it really real, no tomatoes either.

    Everything else is just stew . Might be tasty stew, but it ain't chili. FYI... It is permissible to serve pinto beans on the side.

    Sammie Jo 2 Sat, 10/13/2012 - 8:59am

    you're making some type of taco soup and I'm sure it's good, but just because it's got chili powder in it, doesn't make it chili.
    Texans don't put beans in their chili, period.

    bzblues Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:24pm

    I prefer beans in my chili. I know that's blasphemous, but I like to keep the calories down by adding a healthy filler.

    better sense Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:02pm

    Ever since the carpetbagger era post 1865, beans in Texas chili have been forced on our glorious culture. Like catsup on a hotdog, it becomes an obscenity.

    Barks Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:26pm

    Order a 'chili size with cheese' to improve your chances of finding the sandwich you're looking for.

    Database Guy Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:31pm

    Can't wait to try this place out! I'm so there.

    Pistolpete Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:32pm

    Chili Cheeseburger with beans??? Wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole. YUK! Want a real one, go back to Sonny's on the island.

    C Heidt Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:40pm

    The spindle top burger is the best!!! with sweet potato fries... and the friend pickles are super yummy!! The best thought is the service there. They all have great attitudes!
    Love this place!

    Anonymousketeer Fri, 10/12/2012 - 4:10pm

    You may want to try a burger on their pretzel bun. I've tried both buns and think their burgers are better with that option of bread. Beans in burger chili--really any chili in a place attempting to be rooted in a brand of Texana--seems like a bad idea. Love that a spicy burger is named for Red Adair. If they can up their fry game, they'll be a strong presence. Alison, as always, thank you for your words and way with them. Makes Friday a little better.

    Alison Cook Fri, 10/12/2012 - 4:32pm

    thanks, and yeah, I meant to ask for a pretzel bun, it just slipped my mind. Next time.

    intrepid Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:47pm

    The only reason people put beans in chili is because they are too cheap to use enough meat. One should never eat chili made by a cheap @zzz.

    Alison Cook Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:58pm

    My late father, a Texan, always put kidney beans in his chili. I attribute it to growing up during the Great Depression and having to stretch meat a long way. It was just the recipe he learned and stuck with.

    intrepid Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:26am

    Well, you got me on that one, Alison. Probably why welove you so much. But you made my point at the same time, even with my 'inelegant' rendition. Beans are used to fill in for using less meat. Use more meat and the chili is better. Even though you may 'get used to it' with less meat, in this case more s better.

    joe bleaux Sat, 10/13/2012 - 6:05am

    beans in Chili??? this is Texas..that's like pissin on the Alamo!

    Bill C Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:01am

    Alison, who has the best chili?

    Oops I meant to ask the best chili burger

    Alison Cook Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:56pm

    I think Armadillo Palace has a good one; and I seem to remember liking the one at Christian's Totem.

    Nice Critic Sun, 10/14/2012 - 1:51pm

    Just ate there...charged $2.00 for a spponfull side of guacamole and $1.00 to replace the top of the bun on my wife's burger after she ordered it plain. Food was decent, but to charge customers when they mess up an order is unacceptable

    THE LAFFR Sun, 10/14/2012 - 2:30pm

    I think Brick House Tavern has the best chili. Y'all should try it!

    Mel Sun, 10/14/2012 - 9:25pm

    Allison, she called you ma'am because it's the way most people were taught to do around here. It's considered well mannered and courteous. I can't believe you had to throw that into your article. Wow. That was unnecessary. It's almost like you are chastising her, why else mention it?

    Alison Cook Sun, 10/14/2012 - 9:36pm

    more like I was making fun of my fossilized self. Seriously, though, Mel, I've lived in Houston all of my adult life, much of it eating out professionally, and I can't remember a time when I have heard so many ma'ams during the course of a meal. It was amusing to me in a sweetly funny and sort of anachronistic way, and that's why I mentioned it.

    yep Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:32pm

    went here a few weeks ago and the burger I had did not have good flavor at all. the person I was with said the same about her burger. the service was VERY slow...I had to walk up to the bartender multiple times to get refills and my check. too many solid burger places in town to go back here. one and done for me.

    goags2005 Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:46pm

    i've been wanting to try this place, but that one picture of the chili burger with all those beans pretty much killed that. who thought that was a good idea? kind of perplexing.

    WineLush Tue, 10/16/2012 - 2:48pm

    Its always funny with the beans and no beans thing. But I agree, beans in chili, then it's just stew. I'm from Oklahoma and even my Dad said, who's American Indian with beans & cornbread a main staple in our diet, "Daughter, when we eat beans we eat just beans, when we eat chili, we eat no beans."

    David Scott Sun, 11/11/2012 - 6:24pm

    I think that the quality of the chili used is central to making delicious chili. I always get my chili from the Chimayo Chile Brothers. New Mexico Chile Rules! If you want to try some of the best, which actually comes from a small valley in New Mexico, get some Capsicum Annum Chimayo. You can find it here: http://www.chimayochilebros.com/shop

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