A Chinese breakfast at Classic Kitchen

    Salted jellied tofu with ground pork and cilantro at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison CookSalted jellied tofu with ground pork and cilantro at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison Cook

    "Fried dough" sticks (yu tiao) at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison Cook"Fried dough" sticks (yu tiao) at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison Cook

    In my continuing pursuit of exotic breakfast experiences (just call it my Xtreme Breakfast Project), I met Channel 13 reporter Miya Shay and her fiancee, Assistant District Attorney and state representative candidate Gene Wu, at one of their favorite morning spots: Classic Kitchen on Bellaire Blvd., just a little bit east of Beltway 8.

    Between the ordering negotiations with our waitress and the back-and-forth between Shay and Wu, I felt as if I had landed in the midst of a swiftly moving ping pong match.

    "We're speaking two different kinds of Chinese," Wu explained as the waitress headed off with an epic list of items we were determined to sample. Wu's parents are from Hong Kong by way of Fujian, so he speaks Cantonese; and Shay, whose family is from Beijing, speaks Mandarin. "You should hear us when our families get together for dinner," Shay said, laughing. With the addition of English, it's a three-language proposition.

    Shay and I had been discussing her love for jellied tofu dishes over Twitter, and two forms of this delicacy landed on our table, quickly convincing me that I had been missing out all these years. The Sweet Jellied Tofu was a bowlful of cool ivory silk, only gently sweet and gingery in its light syrup, with a crunch of peanuts on top. If you like panna cotta, this one's for you. The smooth, slippery flaps of bean curd were all innocence, the kind of thing that might soothe a peckish child — or a fretful adult — and a good match for our potful of Oolong tea.

    Sweet jellied tofu with gingered syrup and peanuts at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison CookSweet jellied tofu with gingered syrup and peanuts at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison Cook

    "Oolong's the tea that got me through law school," Wu testified. He swears by its energizing properties, and he speaks of it as though it were the strong, butt-kicking coffee of teas. I ended up drinking cup after cup after cup.

    As smitten as I was with the Sweet Jellied Tofu, my first spoonful of Salted Jellied Tofu actually got a "wow" out of me. Where the sweet version was chilled and ethereal, the savory one was warm and earthy, topped with a rough-textured stew of ground pork with glassy tree ear fungus and a batch of cilantro leaves. Where the sweet one soothed, the salty one invigorated.

    Thousand-layer pancake at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison CookThousand-layer pancake at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison Cook

    I could have dunked one of our Fried Dough sticks, the crullers called yu tiao, into this soupy concoction, but I was quickly diverted by the more fetching and soppable Thousand-Layer Pancake, a feathery bird's nest of fried dough with a moist interior and crisp crust. It came apart in soft shreds, and I couldn't quit eating it: it outshone not only the rather leaden scallion pancake we had ordered, but the fried dough sticks as well.

    Truth to tell, I've never liked the fried dough sticks in Houston as well as I liked the ones I tried on a trip to Thailand, where I ate them with jok, the Thai answer to congee. When they're not greasy here, they tend to be a little tough. Without prompting, Wu offered the likely explanation.

    "The yu tiao in China taste different than they do here," he said. "It's because the flour isn't as good there." What he meant was that Western flours used in baking are "hard," with a high protein content. The flours used in China for yu tiaoare softer, more like cake flour in terms of protein percentage, yielding a downier fried bread stick.

    Pan-fried Pork Buns (bao) at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison CookPan-fried Pork Buns (bao) at Classic Kitchen. Photo by Alison Cook

    We ended up with whopping stacks of elongated Pan-fried Pork Dumplings that give the excellent specimens at nearby FuFu Cafe a run for their money, as well as Pan-fried Pork Buns, the round, blossom-shaped mega-dumplings known as baize. I had only ever eaten them baked or simply steamed, and I loved the pot-sticker effect that pan-frying gave the bottom surfaces.

    With our various fried items we concocted a dip of black vinegar, chili oil and soy that made everything snap to attention. Shay had leapt up at the beginning of our meal to procure a bottle of vinegar from the staff.

    "It really bothers me when I go into a Chinese restaurant and have to ask for vinegar" she confessed. I've always felt the same way, and I've always felt slightly guilty about it. Now, suddenly, I felt absolved. "Is it standard operating procedure to doctor the Salted Jellied Tofu?" I asked. "Sure, go for it," Shay replied, whereupon I promptly ruined my small cupful by splooshing way too much vinegar into it. Pride goeth before a fall.

    Spicy Beef Noodle Soup with Tendon at Classic Kitchen; the noodles are house-made. Photo by Alison CookSpicy Beef Noodle Soup with Tendon at Classic Kitchen; the noodles are house-made. Photo by Alison Cook

    We went off the breakfast-item reservation to order one of Wu's favorite dishes here, the Spicy Beef Noodle Soup with Tendon. For Wu, this deeply flavored soup is about the house-made noodles, cut medium thick and curling through the bowl in springy waves. For Shay, it's all about the soft, slightly gelled texture of the beef tendon, which had just the right resilience to it. I loved the green crunch of bok choy and the shimmering dots of melted beef fat on the surface of the five-spiced broth, which was only mildly hot. (Tabletop chile oil was there for the customizing.)

    Attorney Gene Wu and his fiancee, Channel 13's Miya Shay, at Classic Kitchen, a favorite breakfast spot. Photo by Alison CookAttorney Gene Wu and his fiancee, Channel 13's Miya Shay, at Classic Kitchen, a favorite breakfast spot. Photo by Alison Cook

    By the end, our table looked as if a tornado had blown through. "With Asian food, if you haven't made a mess you haven't enjoyed it," declared Wu. When I cast aside my chopsticks to rip apart the Thousand-Layer Pancake I had fallen in love with, he had actually encouraged me to go ahead and use my hands. That's advice I am always happy to hear. Sometimes utensils just seem to get in the way of my fun.

    Wu and Shay prepped me for my next visit, walking me through the long page of breakfast items and recommending the Baked Sesame Pancake with Pork and the Boiled Chive Dumplings. Oh, and the Millet Rice Porridge, a favorite "country breakfast" of Wu's father. I had my eye on the Turnip Pastry, the mysterious-sounding Pumpkin Pancake, and the Salted Soy Bean Milk, because I wanted to see how it compared to the version at nearby Central China.

    Just remember one thing, Shay and Wu reminded me as we sat in the peaceful dining room, which was only about a third full between 10 a.m. and 11:30 in midweek. On the weekend, the place is jammed with Asian patrons, with lines out the door. I'd have to be prepared for a wait on Saturday and Sunday mornings, unless I came when the doors opened at 7:30 a.m.

    I could almost imagine doing that for the pleasure of having a Thousand-Layer Pancake all to myself.

    Classic Kitchen Restaurant, 9888 Bellaire Blvd., #108, 713-270-8545. Open daily 7:30 a.m. — 9 p.m.

    Comments

    Pistolpete Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:06am

    Wow, what a review! Sounds fabulous.

    No name Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:07am

    Copy the link for this article and show the staff pictures of the food shown above. I think its cash only too. dont be offended if they dont bring out water automatically, you gotta ask for it.

    Rafa Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:13am

    does not look appetizing at all..it actually looks gross...on another note looks like Miya has put on a little weight!!, time to hit the gym before the big day! :)

    Alison Cook Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:13pm

    you cad. She looks great. Fie upon you. Too bad you will never know the thrills of the thousand-layer pancake.

    Tequila Mockingbird Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:17am

    Sad but true. Miya seems a bit more chubby - maybe she's been putting away too many pancakes!

    Either that, or the camera really DOES make you look heavier.

    Shame On You Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:15am

    Tequila and Frankie, please post a link to your photos so we can all judge you. I'm in the mood for a little batting practice.

    FRANKIE SAYS RELAX Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:14pm

    What in the world? I said she looked hot.

    Shame On You please post a link to your optometrist's website so that I may judge him. You're not going to do so well at batting practice when your eyes aren't working.

    FRANKIE SAYS RELAX Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:29am

    Whaaaaat, she looks HOT!

    Anyway, I'm suffering from some sort of evil April cold, and I need that spicy beef noodle soup in my face like RIGHT NOW.

    BamBam Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:52pm

    The Cantonese style fried bread and accompanying congee at the nearby Hong Kong Food Street are awesome. They make it themselves, not chewy, but crispy!

    Anna Rexia Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:08am

    I agree with Pistol Pete - what a review! Great job, Alison! It's one of your best ones.

    Although I will say that the choice of foods sounds way too exotic to me - heck, even the chicken feet at Fung's Kitchen is beyond my palate. But I'd love to try the thousand-layer pancake.

    Do they offer traditional dim sum items like shiu mai or ha gow?

    Alison Cook Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:30pm

    Well, the pork-stuffed dumplings and buns, whether pan-fried or steamed, along with steamed vegetable dumplings or sticky rice with Chinese sausage & mushrooms, are about as "traditional dim sum" as it gets.

    Shame On You Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:17am

    Rafa and Tequila, please post a link to photos of yourself so we can all judge you. Should be fun.

    Geeky Hooker Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:25pm

    That salted tofu soup and the thousand layer pancake (I always called it the "grab pancake" in English based on direct translation) are some of my top comfort foods in the city. Great review for what I consider one of the most underrated restaurants in the city! :)

    Alison Cook Wed, 04/25/2012 - 2:33pm

    thanks! Those two dishes are really special there. Can't wait to go back.

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