Houston loves its burgers: a beefy bounty

    The Greek burger and fries at the Hubcap Grill.: Dave Rossman photoThe Greek burger and fries at the Hubcap Grill.: Dave Rossman photo
    Houston has an unusually strong burger culture that has entered a sort of golden age, with fine new joints popping up every other month. Here’s a guide to the city’s top burger specialists, followed by a short list of restaurant burgers worth seeking out.

    Hubcap Burger Grill
    Big old hand-formed patties, fantastic ciabatta-like buns and owner Ricky Craig’s wild combos make this a must-stop for connoisseurs. Terrific hand-cut fries, too. Two locations: A downtown hole in the wall (1111 Prairie, 713-223-5885) and a more spacious beer-garden setting in the Heights (1133 W. 19th, 713-862-0555). The downtown location is cash only, but there’s an ATM on-site; debit cards and cash are accepted in the Heights.

    The Burger Guys
    Almost everything is made from scratch at this chef-driven west-side spot. Hand-formed patties from Texas-raised Akaushi beef, duck-fat French fries, hand-spun shakes in ingenious flavors, and a dizzying array of dipping sauces and condiments, 12225 Westheimer, 281-497-4897.


    Behold the burger at Bernie's Burger Bus.: Craig H. Hartley photoBehold the burger at Bernie's Burger Bus.: Craig H. Hartley photo
    Bernie's Burger Bus
    This bright new school bus turns out wonderful, charry, grass-fed Angus burgers and what may be the city’s best hand-cut french fries. Blue-cheese burger kills. Condiments are made in-house by chef-owner Justin Turner. Find the bus by calling or texting 281-386-2447 or following the bus on Twitter: @BerniesBurgers. Location varies, 281-386-2447.

    Sparkle Hamburger Spot
    This robin’s egg blue stand just east of downtown offers sprawling, soulful cheeseburgers (try them with chili) and massive onion rings. Walk-up only, with a few tables for outdoor seating. 1515 Dowling, 713-225-8044.
    Old-fashioned burger wtih fries at Christian's Tailgate.: Bill Olive photoOld-fashioned burger wtih fries at Christian's Tailgate.: Bill Olive photo
    Christian's Tailgate
    Classic Texas funk. Purists adore the original Washington icehouse for its monumental burgers and onion rings, but the more central Midtown location makes a mean open-faced chiliburger, too. 7340 Washington, 713-864-9744; 2000 Bagby, 713-527-0261; 2820 White Oak, 713-863-1207.

    Bubba's Texas Burger Shack
    Just south of the Galleria, this hidden gem makes a juicy buffalo cheeseburger. Small-town icehouse atmosphere, local Saint Arnold beers and outdoor seating add to the appeal. 5230 Westpark, 713-661-1622.

    Outstanding burgers at restaurants with wider menus:

    Mockingbird Bistro
    Sit at the bar for the magnificent Kobe-style blue-cheese burger with Parmesan fries to dip in garlicky aioli. It’s perfect. 1985 Welch, 713-533-0200.

    Amazon Grill
    This casual South American spot does an outrageously delicious half-pound burger trimmed with silky provolone, smoked mustard, jalapeño mayo and a dice of pickled red onion and tomato. Great skinny sweet-potato fries or yucca fries, plus all the chimichurri you can eat. 5114 Kirby at Bissonet, 713-522-5888.

    Pappy’s Grill
    This homey Texas roadhouse makes fine half-pound Angus burgers, hand-cut fries and onion strings. Shakes are of regional favorite Blue Bell ice cream; frozen margaritas are cheap and surprisingly good. 9041 Katy Freeway, 713-827-1811.

    Perry & Sons Market & Grill
    This trim southeast-side meat market features in-store dining and a gloriously oozy house-ground Angus burger that’s among the best in town. Try the Texas burger with pickled jalapeños, cheddar and sautéed onions. Skip the fries in favor of onion rings. 12830 Scarsdale, 281-481-5214; 614 S. Friendswood Drive, Friendswood, 281-482-2842.
    Pair Block 7's artisanal burger with a big red wine.: Billy Smith III : 29-95Pair Block 7's artisanal burger with a big red wine.: Billy Smith III : 29-95
    Block 7
    A sleek wine bar setting for a very pure dry-aged burger with artisanal trappings: mustard-spiked aioli, onion-bacon jam, Gruyère cheese, brioche bun and arugula. Twelve bucks and worth it. Have it with herbed fries and a good red wine. 720 Shepherd, 713-572-2565.

    Max's Wine Dive
    The Wagyu cheeseburger on a brioche bun sheds juices everywhere. Get it with Texas cheddar, caramelized onions and fresh-cut fries. It’s 22 bucks and kinda-sorta worth it. Lively, roll-up-your-sleeves Texas wine bar setting. 4720 Washington, 713-880-8737.

    Comments

    The King Thu, 04/26/2012 - 1:41pm

    Burger Joints

    EmSeeDubayou Thu, 04/26/2012 - 3:57pm

    I prefer getting high on burger joints!

    Turtle Fri, 05/04/2012 - 5:40pm

    Something of a surprise to see Perry's show up on the burger list instead of the steakhouse roster.

    notyo_cheez Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:35am

    Anyone know when In-&-Out will open in H-town?

    scoobydoo Mon, 09/03/2012 - 11:14am

    Bellaire Broiler Burger gets my vote every time

    DavidinPearland Sat, 09/29/2012 - 8:46pm

    Are you kidding me???? I can't believe the health department hasn't shut down the roach infested shack!!!

    cherose228 Tue, 10/30/2012 - 3:54pm

    David: You're an idiot. Bellaire Broiler Burger is NOT roach-infested! BEST burgers around.

    DavidinPearland Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:13pm

    You were burger brainwashed when your were a child....

    VigilentAnonymous Sat, 09/22/2012 - 4:18pm

    Are you kidding me??? Lankfords isn't on this list? Texas Burger Guy has them as one of the top 5 burgers in all of Texas. Sounds like a credible endorsement especially when the Food Network's Diners, Drive-ins and Dives featured them on national TV. Might want to reconsider your evaluation process or better yet, just add them to the top of the list.

    Mon Tue, 11/20/2012 - 11:44am

    Agreed...Big time oversight is the best excuse I can think of.

    BKT Tue, 10/16/2012 - 3:59pm

    Last Concert Cafe - one of the best unknown burgers around.

    jake Wed, 11/28/2012 - 12:35pm

    Any list of great burger joints in this town with out Rockwell's Tavern is incomplete. Complete fail.

    burgerdude Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:22pm

    Surprised "Tookies" in Seabrook is not in this list. Best burgers for the past thirty years. IKE closed it down but its up and running again. Still the best!!!

    racauth2.0 Fri, 12/21/2012 - 8:24am

    Does anyone remember a burger drive-in... somewhere on hwy 290 to Hempstead that was called "Worst Burger in Texas" ?? something like
    that.... It was in a small town somewhere between Houston and Hempstead..

    vigilent Sat, 03/23/2013 - 1:22pm

    Ageed, Lankfords has definitely been overlooked on this list. WHY? No question it is one of the best and listed by the Burger Guy as one of the top 5 in the state along with being featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

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