Anthony Calleo is the chef/owner of Pi Pizza truck.: Gary Fountain photo
It’s 8:30 p.m. outside Catbirds bar near the Westheimer curve, and Anthony Calleo is coated with a light dusting of King Arthur high-gluten flour, as if he’s been snowed on.
The visor on his baseball cap is turned straight up toward the ceiling of his Pi Pizza truck, which gives the wiry, bespectacled Calleo a perpetually startled look as he tosses the dough for a pie, stretches it into a 16-inch circle and smooths on a base coat of his secret-recipe tomato sauce.
Hannah McDill serves a slice to Shane Amador outside Catbirds.: Gary Fountain photo
He strews on a curly bed of grated cheese, 50 percent mozzarella (“for the melt”) and 50 percent provolone (“for the browning”). So far, so normal, except for the narrow, hot quarters inside the truck — an unlikely setting in which to ply the pizza arts, an undertaking of famously low tolerances, where a drop in oven temperature or a hike in the lowboy cooler where the dough is proofing can wreak havoc.
Things turn eccentric as the ingredients for Calleo’s specialty pies go on. Forget about ordering a pepperoni pizza when you step up to the truck window to speak with the angelic Hannah McDill, Calleo’s “front of the house.”
The meat involved is more likely to be crumbles of spicy wild boar sausage Calleo has concocted himself, using boar from Broken Arrow Ranch in Ingram. If there are slices of Broken Arrow venison sausage on the pie, sweet/tart cherries soaked in port might pop in to contrast with all the savory ingredients. Corn chips and hot wings sauce go onto the celebrated 420 slice, a curiously winning ode to stoner food.
The results can be unexpectedly grabby, so that once you’ve toted your pizza in to the Catbirds counter, ordered up a Wittekirke Belgian beer on tap and dug in, you end up devouring way more of a 16-inch pie than you meant to.
A 420 Pizza includes corn chips and hot wing sauce.: Gary Fountain photo
I was skeptical enough about the potential for serious pizza from a truck that Calleo’s madcap work has caught me by surprise. He has his eye on an eventual brick-and-mortar operation, and I’m taken enough with his oeuvre that I’m hoping he succeeds.
Frankly, I need Pi’s Saucy Balls pizza in my life. This remarkable pie, littered with big, tender meatballs and zapped with a pickled cherry pepper spread that lights up the landscape, is one of my favorite pizzas in Houston.
Calleo’s lively tomato sauce, vibrating with thyme and warmed with red pepper, is just one of the reasons; I think it tastes so immediate because he prepares it uncooked in his commercial kitchen, so it’s only subjected to heat once the pizza goes into the oven. Those spectacular meatballs figure into the equation, too, but all would come to naught were it not for the fact that Calleo and his pizza lieutenant, Andy Hargett, are able to coax a very good crust into being inside these constricted quarters.
The pies turn out thin and crisp-bottomed with a chewy crown that achieves some nice loft in places. You’re not going to get the blistery scorch of a ferociously hot, wood-burning Italian pizza oven, but the four-pie capacity Baker’s Pride oven here can hit almost 700 propane-fueled degrees, which can produce a bit of nice blackening here and there.
The crusts aren’t quite the equal of the Neapolitan-style versions at Dolce Vita and Pizaro, and they are not wholly consistent. (On one of my visits, the crust was notably chewier than the others.) But they’re well done, and they carry Calleo’s more outrageous creations along on their shoulders.
A Drunken Peach Pizza.: Gary Fountain photo
Take his Drunken Peach pizza, a dessert-sounding pie that is particularly close to his heart. With its sliced peaches and blueberries soaked in whiskey syrup (made from Old Crow, no less), the pie sounded sort of ghastly. But blobs of goat cheese and just the right amount of sunny habanero chile burn — backed up by that herbal tomato sauce — made the whole thing click mightily. I loved it in spite of my initial misgivings.
Occasionally, Calleo’s mad pizza scientist tendencies jump the tracks. His Tre Porcellini pie, a nod to the “three little pigs,” has a surface paved over with Genoa salami, soppressata and thin-sliced pancetta, and the results are so salty I couldn’t eat more than a few bites. Less would have been more. The same thing happened another evening with an Italian sandwich layered high with mixed salumi. It was well put together, but salt romped and stomped.
An “American” pie dotted with hunks of highly seasoned ground beef pushed my salt threshold, too, yet a welcome tangle of sweetly caramelized onion strips balanced things out — just. At $27 per pie, it’s painful when things don’t work. So if you’re in doubt, opt for an $8 “slice,” which is really a quarter of a pie, and a good way to get a feel for Pi’s frisky repertoire, which changes weekly and never seems to stop evolving. (You can scope out the week’s menu beforehand on the truck’s website, pipizzatruck.com.)
.Anthony Calleo, from left, Andy Hargett and Hannah McDill, the Pi Pizza Truck crew taking a break outside Catbirds.: Gary Fountain photo
A big part of Pi Pizza’s appeal is the fast-talking Calleo, a bundle of nervous energy who smokes an electric cigarette or flips a towel back and forth when he’s not flipping dough. He’s a former philosophy student who got through college working at Papa John’s Pizza and went on to such venues as the late Late Night Pie. Although he seldom (and rather tragically) eats pizza anymore, he obsesses about it constantly, experiments ceaselessly on the days when he’s in his commercial kitchen, and admits it’s in his blood. “I can run a pizza restaurant in my sleep, “ he says, “but the truck was a real learning curve.”
Another factor in Pi’s charm is its current four-night-a-week, Thursday-through-Sunday location outside Catbirds, a low-key operation that’s like a dive bar crossed with a backstreet French Quarter local. There are pre-cocktail-boom mixed drinks and a smallish slate of bottled and draft beers that include some excellent microbrews. Washed in blue light, the place feels like a comfortable piece of Houston past.
Pi Pizza sweetens the deal, its boldness and quirks adding a flavor of Houston present.
Pi Pizza
★
Catbirds
1336 Westheimer
713-478-0374
Key
★ a good restaurant that we recommend.
★ ★ very good; one of the best restaurants of its kind.
★ ★ ★ excellent; one of the best restaurants in the city.
★ ★ ★ ★ superlative; can hold its own on a national stage.
From their online menu:
THE 420 SLICE $7
if ghengis kahn, charles bronson & the terminator drank shots with chuck norris & made a pizza...
Brilliant!!!
$7 per slice? Not brilliant!
Great pizza! Great people! We love Pi Pizza!
They brought the pizza to the Bayou City Outdoors Birthday Party Bash held at the Antique Nouveau Bar several months ago. We all ALL of their pizza, sold out!
which way are the restrooms? do the employees really wash their hands before returning to work. I'd never eat from a food truck. I don't care what they are serving.
Just like RVs, those food trucks have a water tank & a sink.
Restrooms are inside the bar, numnutz
It's nice that they serve mentally ill people like Shane Amador. Those gross tats and that stupid earring show he'll never be competing for that job you're applying for.
So are you a jerk on the internet only or is this how you act in public too? Your post makes you seem like you may be H.R. at a morons-r-us.
Dude...the Shaner rocks!
Shane's grammar is even better than this.
Thanks for reminding us what kind of turdknuckles populate the corporate world. You've just made me want to quit my office job and get heavily inked. Pearland much?
I KNOW! Just look at that pic of him. I swear he looks like he's about to start drooling all over himself - AGAIN! And those horrible life choices! Like that beautiful Jenna!
!!!! Shane put's the Cracker in the Pi Crust !!!!
huh. Shane looks like he'd be a LOT more fun to dine with than, um, the indefatigable troll "rrr."
HA! Agreed. So far, I've heard every one of RRR's comments in the voice of Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons." Can't help it.
I think Shane's body modifications are beautiful, but even more so is that smile! Perhaps it is you that is the mentally ill one?
I'll take mentally ill over huge a--hole any day.
Pi Pizza makes the best pizza in town - without a doubt. They care about what they make and they care about their customers. I haven't had a piece of the "big box" pizza chains since discovering this amazing food truck. They constantly come up with new combinations and let their customers vote for what they want. I tell everyone about them and will continue to do so. Everyone I referred have all sung Pi Pizza's praises. Great job guys (and girl)!
Average tasting pizza at ridiculously expensive prices. What's so great?
well, I explained what I thought was really good, but of course, your mileage may vary.
Please don't take my comment personally, I love reading your reviews. I just think the pizza is a little too pricey.
Thanks, I don't, or won't. And it is pricy. I do think the best ones are well above average, however. But that's what makes a horse race, or (insert cliche here).
Let's not forget how big those slices are... If you're going to complain about a 7 dollar pizza slice in front of a bar at a food truck. What the heck are you doing out? Just make frozen and go about your boring life.
I think they have a pricing issue, I guess that makes me a bad person. At any rate, I noticed that you made no effort to refute my point. Is that because you concede that I am right?
$27, though.
true. I'll pay more for something that I think is special, though, and that is made with good ingredients. I realize not everyone feels that way.
I'll pay more for something special as well. But considering I could get two Dolce Vita pizzas for the same price, or a large 16-inch special from Star Pizza and save close to $10, makes me wonder if the value is there. Dolce Vita makes some of the best pies in the city, and while Star can be a love or hate affair, they can be magical.
I love food trucks for their accessibility, the low overhead, the ease of entry (compared to opening a restaurant), the ability to order late at night and not leave a bar. And the ability to specialize in one thing (french fries, korean tacos, pizza, whatever) and perfect said thing. But to pay a premium for *no* atmosphere, no service, and no air conditioning makes me wonder.
Those are all wonderful pizzas, but 1) the bar where they park had plenty of atmosphere and A/C, which is the whole point of a truck; and 2) the slices really are pretty filling, and the size of personal pizzas I've gotten that cost just as much but did not have the unique ingredients and "flavor profile" (I don't mean to sound too highbrow, it is a food truck, but it's damn good). I've paid $8 for a single-serving pizza that didn't fill me up as much as a hearty Pi slice does, and we're talking about your standard pepperoni and onion kind of toppings... not wild boar sausage, cherries, etc. A Pi slice is the equivalent of a Moon Tower dog, but it rolls right up to a cool watering hole, and unlike Moon Tower, it's actually open instead of perpetually announcing it's going to be open. Win-win.
good looking pizza but the truck looks dirty from the picture. I know its the paint but the look would turn me off from $27 pizza
I spent some time inside the truck on my last visit. It looked fine to me.
I know this truck well - it isn't dirty at all, but pretty new and quite shiny on the outside... so what you're seeing isn't dirt, but reflections. I think it's just the angle of the photo.
i liked the pizza a lot, but imo, they are about $1-2 too expensive per slice. i know good ingredients aren't cheap, but two slices (for a hungry pizza lover) runs ~$15 or more. that's a bit much.
This was a great article, Alison. I could not agree with you more on both the majesty that is the Saucy Balls and the saltiness of the Tre Porcellini (but, since I have friends who are obsessed with it, I suppose that's just a matter of personal taste). Overall, I really enjoy their pizza, and I don't mind paying a couple of bucks more than average if I'm getting something really special in return. It ends up only being slightly pricier than places like Pink's if you buy a whole pie.
Huge fan of Anthony and his work. Also I personally love the fact that he and his truck look like they serve pizza in the universe of Road Warrior. That truck is and ode to good pizza and madness.
a 420 Pizza.
BRILLIANT
Alison, I walk by their every Thursday and have seen that truck several times. I thought it was the Intergalactic Pizza truck. Isn't that what's on the back or am I mistaken?
I meant there not their. Sorry.
pizzia from a rouch couch...I think I'll pass!!
Spell much?
Wow. "David in Pearland." I'm not a snob, and yet y'all just keep confirming my Pearland cracks.
If you are hammered and absolutely need to eat "something", it will do. The owner is a true douche though.
Douche recognize douche, huh?
I must've been thinking of a different truck when I mentioned Intergalactic Pizza. Anthony's truck says Pizza Ninja's. I spoke with Anthony this afternoon and he was thrilled with your review Alison. He told me that he was preparing for the increased business. Thank you for an excellent review. By the way, Anthony is a very nice guy.
Ladies and diners beware...