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I’m GirlDick, and I sleuth around. And I want to tell you all about it.
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Let me explain. I mean “dick” in the sense of a detective, a gumshoe, someone who gets to the bottom ... of any of the great girl detectives, their spirit of insouciance and curiosity, and add in a healthy dose
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(read girldick first ... of girl who hung out with the FFA crowd on the weekends, instead? What kind of film might he be forced
By talking during sex, I don't mean a whispered "Move your leg" or "I never watched the final episode of M*A*S*H* either, you know."
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I thought I destroyed all remaining copies of "GirlDick Does I thought I destroyed all remaining copies of "GirlDick Does Atascocita."
(Sex, Emma the Amish Model, Good girl ... Amish garb with her dress hiked up to her waist. It's not hard to imagine an 18-year-old girl with real
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Dear GirlDick,
When my boyfriend goes down on me, he always says afterwards that my vagina ... !
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Hello, boys and girls and others! It’s me, your Friendly Neighborhood Online Sex Columnist, GirlDick ... being a part of it! Now introducing the fully interactive GirlDick’s T&A Q&A, where I’ll answer ... quandaries, your poor, your weary … you get the drift. E-mail your questions to GirlDick2995@gmail
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Dear GirlDick,
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Thanks for your question, and if you'd like GirlDick to address your smuttiest concerns, send them ... with me that I desire this fantasy and should I try to stop?
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Miss Pussycat on Maracas, Marching Band, and the Music.
Miss Panacea Pussycat has just about everything a lady could dream of: a Dallas-like hold on a puppet empire, a hot inventor
The "Pantyhose ViewMaster" Edition.
Today we’re bringing a little bit of bedroom rock to wherever you punch the clock, desk dancing to the misty, fanciful grooves of Nite Jew
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Dear GirlDick,
My boyfriend and I have been together for about 9 months now, and it's been happy ... be much happier if the package was something I actually wanted to ride more often. What's a girl to do ... , and then don’t make the girl mistake of trying to fix it. Offering to go for runs with him and make brown rice
, but with that kind of stuff, the thrill is gone.
There’s a new girl working in the building, and I find myself ... ! And this is certainly a nasty one. On the one hand, simply by wandering around in the world, this girl (and all of us ... ,THROBBING DICK. You’re jerking off at work! Which is really never okay, unless you work down at the jerk
This time, it's interpersonal.
It has always struck me as odd that Our Town , Thornton Wilder's 1938 meta-theatrical exploration of life, marriage, loss, eternity, and death (AK
Hungarian art films, the best board-game-turned-Tim-Curry-vehicle ever, and the Truffle Shuffle!
Here's this week's movie roundup! They're not the biggest, not the brightest, not t
The "Puppet Disco" Edition.
Today I am truly desk-dancing in joy and enthusiasm. Because I am excited. I can’t wait. I’m sucking on my hair again, and I really thought I was th
Anime, bad French marriages, and suicide pacts. Yes!
Put down that greasy popcorn bucket. Peel your eyes off that car chase! This is an intervention. It’s time to check out som
The "Inflatable Outfit" Edition.
Welcome to another Friday. The sun has come out just in time to keep us from mildewing like clothes left too long in the washing machine of lif
The "Prisons Made of Hair" Edition.
Remember in school, when you’d have to write an essay compare/contrasting two different viewpoints in five paragraphs? The paper always went lik
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And P.S., dude, the whole “too busy to go ask her in person” thing is particularly ... .
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I started dating this girl last month. I’d seen her around. She’s friends with a lot ... to the same thing.) He seemed very nice at first, but then he started talking. About the Gilmore Girls