I hope that you Cougars spent your summer vacations naked because you are losing to Rice …

A new school year is almost upon us and Houston’s colleges need to step up their game. Trojan’s 2008 Sexual Health Report Card places Rice University at 65 and The University of Houston at 94 in the rankings for being the sexually healthiest universities in the Unite States. (Baylor - doh! - finished in the bottom 10.)

Wrap up your wieners so we can make the top ten in 2009’s report card.