In a perfect world we would all have the balls/ovaries to face any situation regardless of how awkward it might be.

In this imperfect world, however, some tasks are just too damn embarrassing to handle face to face. Canceling a date, apologizing for last nights drunk dial/text, telling someone that they need to “freshen their shit up” if they ever want another blow job, the list goes on and on.

Now with this convenient free new service you can be a coward while maintaining a sliver of dignity. All you have to do is dial 267-slydial followed by the number of the person you are avoiding. This will take you directly to his/her voicemail without his/her phone ever ringing.

So the next time you need to blow off last night's date or let them know about an awkward test result, forget sending the impersonal text and leave a voicemail.