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"Once you do the first nude scene and the whole crew has seen your schwantz then you're fine."
- Ashton Kutcher, on being comfortably nude on the set of Spread.

The film stars Kutcher as a "charm artist" whose cougar mistresses foot the bill for his extravagant lifestyle. The quote is from this Chicago Sun-Time article.

And, no, the movie isn't autobiographical.