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Many people think that all is required of a porn actor is to have a huge member, but nothing could be farther for the truth.
To be primed for that kind of intensive performance, an actor must demonstrate a tremendous level of focus while maintaining the natural flow of the staged encounter. He must be able to ... ahahahahahha.....
Oh, man, I knew I couldn't keep that going for long.
Yeah, seriously, all they need is a big dick.
You'd think that men working in the porn industry wouldn't need to brag. After all, while most of us slave away as office drones, these guys get paid to paint the map of Hawaii with their penis on countless foreheads. Unfortunately the porn industry also is driven by hyperbole.
Nobody is paying to see a video featuring the "second tightest ass in porn," despite that being a worthy achievement. Therefore, getting men to own up to their actual crotchular dimensions isn't easy. That said, there is one actor who can always be counted on to internally bruise both the kidneys of his recipient and the egos of every man in the studio.
His name? Mandingo.
Though Mandingo has claimed to be upwards of 13 inches while fully erect, porn historians place him somewhere between 11 and 12. If the man were to enter a body of cold water, the shrinkage recoil would puncture his own diaphragm.
More astounding is Mandingo's girth, which is supposed to be comparable to the thickness of an adult male's wrist. It goes without saying that his casting in Weapons of Ass Destruction 4 probably mandated the director keep a proctologist on retainer during filming.
For point of reference...
As astounding as Mandingo's meat is, he isn't actually the biggest gent outside of the porn world. Jonah Falcon is estimated to have an erect penis that reaches 13.5 inches. While it is just as awe-inspiring logistically, it's not nearly as impressive.
Nobody gives a shit if they have an accountant that's hung like a moose - a gift like that only deserves recognition in pornography. Mandingo knows God put him on this earth to terrify vaginas, a calling he diligently heeds.
According to the Kinsey Institute, the average adult male penis measures just under six inches when erect. About 87 percent of men are between five and seven inches. I only mention this because I think it's important to quantify just how inadequate any men reading this are. Don't worry if you're not a math guy because I took the time to make this as well:
My hootch hurts from just watching him fuck someone at www.redtube.com.
owowowow!
They should just call him a Breech Birth Simulator.
" porn historians"? How the hell do you become a "porn historian"? LOL!
Mandingo is my hero.
You're an idiot if you believe either that Mandingo is over 10 inches, or that Falcon is anywhere near 13.5 inches. And also an idiot for the "inadequate" comment. It's not what you have so much as where you put it.
Falcon is a confirmed world record
I can believe Mandingo is at the very least close to 11 inches when totally hard.
People who think size matters are people who can't enjoy sex as an adult.
Skill is what matters. Endurance is what matters. You are an idiot if you think porn sex is real sex.
Porn is about visuals and sound. That's it. It's unnatural and unhealthy and not at all what sex in person is. Anyone who's had sex can see that.
Do you really think sex is about ramming the penis in like you're raping the woman? Do you think it's about fucking in positions in various orifices? Do you think there are comical slapping noises when a man is having sex with a woman? Do you think women are comfortable with a penis the size of a farm animals heaving in an out of them like a piston in a machine?
If you think these things, you are a virgin or the worst fuck in your neighborhood.
Porn is for people who are too ugly and too stupid to get laid, honestly. Well, that or teens, who don't know shit about sex so the point's moot.
For those who'd like to join in on the fun, get out there and be a human being instead of sitting here reading this crap as if it impacts your life.
I mean, fuck, who gives a shit what some shit-for-brains blogger thinks about "adequacy"? If the ancient Greeks- the most enlightened civilization in their day and in comparison to the civilizations of now- thought small dicks were sexy[ and large penises to be gross and vulgar], I think men can go out and have sex without worrying about their penis size.
Yeah, this is totally missing the point of the blog but who give a shit?- not me, that's for sure.
inb4: IRL virgin saying" I get laid and porn is real sex "
spoken like someone with a small dick.
hahahaha yeah it is! He may as well have just written "excuse me, but I have a rather small penis"
Lol. Women just say that shit homey....especially when you need to hear it.
Its a combination of the to if you feel to strongly that size doesn't matter then it mostlikely really matters to you. I have been told by several women size matters these same women have told me you can have a big dick and not no how to use it. For men with smaller dick you need to know size is very important to a woman, but not every woman wants a big dick. Some perfer the smaller ones. Vaginas are like dicks the come in different shappes and sizes. But it does seem like more women like a larger cock, but you small dick guys get to do more stuff. Like get your whole dick sucked and a woman is more likely to try anal with a smaller dick.
Mandingo, aka Fred Foolish is certainly very long, but he's not as girthy as y'all are saying.
Not a needle-dick by any means, but it's pretty obvious that someone like Shane Diesel or John Holmes has him beat in the thickness department.
For *LONGEST* dick in porn, yeah, Mandingo wins. Well, depending on whether or not Tony Duncan can get hard that day.
Size isn't all that important. I once had a bf so big it frightened me and hurt. I mean you could get through it, go to town, so to speak, but for the next 2 weeks you were hurting. Bleeding even. The most important part of sex... listen up boys... is foreplay (neck kissing, tit sucking, ear licking) AND endurance. There is nothing worse than a guy who can't go more than 25 strokes without losing his shit long before you're even in the game. That just pisses me off and I go elsewhere. The more foreplay you give the less time you'll have to stay hard