Marmaduke mistakenly scheduled seven different dates for the same night.
Why seven? Well, comedy is an inexact science, but the idea of a dog having only six different dates wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny, and EIGHT? That's just fucking ridiculous.
Marmaduke is a slut.
The pinkish-peach dog and the Dachshund are the saddest looking dogs to ever appear in Marmaduke. I actually feel their sadness, disappointment, and hurt at getting so dressed up only to discover they're just one of seven that night. They're even wearing bows, for chrissake!
Wow, I think I need to stop reading this comic.
It's kind of difficult to believe they didn't already know considering they've already organized themselves in order of height. Well, except for that blue poodle(?), but she looks kind of spaced out.
Dates? But most of them are amazingly small compared to Marmaduke... this raises very unpleasant questions.
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