DO YOU SMELL THAT? THAT'S THE SMELL OF SEPTEMBER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: FALL TELEVISION SEASON! THE SEASON OFFICIALLY BEGINS IN ONE WEEK WITH 90210 AND MELROSE PLACE ON THE CW. TIME TO START CLEARING OUT THOSE DVRS!
WATCH THIS
- Hell's Kitchen: If you're going to serve meat and potatoes, it's really important that A. you have potatoes and B. you cook the meat. But maybe I'm just being a stickler. 7 p.m., FOX
- Andrew Zimmern's Bizarre World: You should probably also not eat the "tree rats." Series premiere.9 p.m., Travel
- Rescue Me: Season finale, y'all. 9 p.m., FX
- Surviving Disaster: How to survive a hijacking! Series premiere. 9 p.m., Spike
- Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel: The last time we were in Las Vegas, my husband and I went to a restaurant at the Hard Rock Casino that overlooked the pool area, and we drank margaritas and watched the scene unfold. It was something. Truly, truly something. Season premiere. 9 p.m., TruTV
How is it that 90210 can still be on? How?
Do you mean how can Beverly Hills 90210 still be on? Because it's not. But if you mean how can 90210 still be on? Dude, I have no idea. It's terrible.
Dude, now I can't think about anything but a Real Genius tv show. But no one will could ever compete skinny, young Val Kilmer. Especially not current, puffy Val Kilmer.
You and I should totally write up a treatment for Real Genius, the series. WE'LL BE RICH! RICH, I TELL YOU! Wait, why am I publishing this publicly? Dammit.
I just re-watched part of Secret to my Success this weekend, and that movie is terrrrible. How did I think it was good? Michael J. Fox tricked me with this charming rapscallionery. Let's make a series out of that!
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