• SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE WILL RETURN THIS SUMMER: I will wait for you to recover from your shock.
• I DON'T EVEN WATCH DAYS OF OUR LIVES, BUT I KNOW WHAT A LOSS THIS IS.: R.I.P., Alice Horton.
• WAIT!!! JUSTIN IS GAY??11?/11!!: I bet Amanda is the Smoke Monster.
• DID SOMEONE MENTION LOST?: The funniest thing a Lost fan will see today, particularly around the 3:02 mark or so:
  
  

• IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. (Geaux Saints!)
  

WATCH THIS

• Spartacus: You've got to get along to get along, Spartacus. 9 p.m., Friday, STARZ
• Saturday Night Live: Ashton Kutcher & Them Crooked Vultures 10:35, Saturday, NBC
• Super Bowl XLIV: Come on. You know you're going to watch. 6:28 p.m., Sunday, CBS
• Undercover Boss: CBS's new way to try to make you cry. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Sunday, CBS