• CLASS ACT TO THE END. WELL DONE, CONAN. WELL DONE.
  
• HEY, JAY LENO, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY BOOK WILL FERRELL TO BE YOUR FIRST GUEST WHEN YOU RETURN TO THE TONIGHT SHOW.
• KEEP ON WINNING, NBC!: Go for the gold!
• THE LOST PROMO EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT -- BECAUSE OF :15.
  
  
• ALSO, I PUBLISHED THIS IN THE MOST RECENT 24 ENTRY: But in case you aren't a 24 or reader... (And, why not?)
  
• JULIE COOPER + VAMPIRE BOONE = my head exploding.
• CYLONS + VAMPIRE SPIKE = what was left of my head exploding.

WATCH THIS

• The Bachelor: Alright. I admit it. After years of avoiding this trash, I'm sucked back in this season. Although, who can say how long that will last now that the craziest contestant evah, Michelle was eliminated. She was a nut. 7 p.m., ABC
• 24: Crap. This is back on. And I'm already two episodes behind. Stupid FOX with the airing 18 episodes in the first week. 8 p.m., FOX
• Damages: The Glenn Close vehicle returns with Martin Short and Lily Tomlin as season regulars. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FX
• Greek: I hear this is a sharp little show. Anyone watch? Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC Family
• State of the Union: Tracy Ullman's sketch comedy series returns. Despite the fact that I didn't realize it existed in the first place. Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., Showtime