Presenting FaceTattoo.me, a blog devoted to the sometimes fascinating, sometimes hilarious world of people who decide one day they want to have a drawing on their face for the rest of their life. Their archives are a veritable K-Tel Greatest Hits of Face Tattoos compilation, from Mike Tyson to the unfortunate hardcore fan who liked an awful band so much that he tattooed "EARTH CRISIS" across his face. And mug shots? Of course.

Earth Crisis: He must've just wept into the mirror the day that band broke up. And probably most other days.

Miley Cyrus' brother Trace: If you were forever introduced as "Miley Cyrus' brother" you'd might want to do what you can to stand out

Before and After Mug Shots: He owned and operated a daycare facility but was indicted for tax fraud

Yep, Father and Son: "I learned it from watching YOU, dad!"