• BECAUSE THIS IS A VIDEO TO PROMOTE HAMMERTIME, A PROGRAM ON A&E ABOUT, WELL, MC HAMMER, I HAVE A REASON TO INCLUDE IT IN A TELEVISION POST. ALSO, IT IS AWESOME.
• IN WHICH I CRAWL INTO A BALL AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP: I mean, we were already in panic mode about newspapers, but you had to add television to the pyre? Really, Ad Age?
• HOWEVER, THIS MIGHT PULL ME OUT OF MY FUNK: Because, come on. Lost + Top Chef (Masters) = PERFECT SHOW. If only Shirtless Sawyer had been included as one of the chefs.
• WAH.

WATCH THIS

• So You Think You Can Dance: I won't lie, every night I'm all "ooh! Is it on tonight?" but it usually isn't, and then I'm disappointed. But no disappointment tonight! Just dancing! 7 p.m., FOX
• Gordon Ramsey's F Word: First of all, I'm guaranteed to watch when Ramsey's name is in the title. But Geri Halliwell? Ginger Spice? Just gilding the lily. 8 p.m., BBCA
• I Survived a Japanese Gameshow: Let the wacky begin. Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
• Top Chef Masters: "Darlton" are the guests, as mentioned above. Did I mention that I am all over this? BECAUSE I AM ALL OVER THIS. 9 p.m., BRAVO