The title pretty much says it all. There's just not a great deal to add to "deep fried butter." Contrary to the laws of nature and all that is holy and good, deep fried butter exists now, and soon many, many people will eat it. As improbable as that may seem.

A few relevant facts:

1. This was created by a man named Abel Gonzales for the Texas Sate Fair. GO TEXAS!

2. It will compete against seven other gross things in the "Best New Midway Food" contest at the State Fair.

3. It will win.

Oh, and one more thing:

4. It comes in four flavors: original, garlic, cherry and grape.