Jay Leno shills for absolutely everything on his terrible show

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    • America's Next Top Model: Benjy Ninja is up in here. RESPECT. 7 p.m., THE CW
    • So You Think You Can Dance: ON TO LAS VEGAS! 7 p.m., FOX
    • Glee: Nothing else on television tonight will be as good as this. I assure you. 8 p.m., FOX
    • The Bureau: I know what you're thinking: "ANOTHER show about furniture? The Coffee Table left us with such an unsatisfying cliff hanger last season." But wait! This is about the F.B.I.! And has nothing to do with drawers. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ID
    • Guiliana and Bill: Something something season finale. 8 p.m., STYLE
    • MLB Division Series: Great. Baseball playoffs begin. As does the annual Odell Fight Over the Television. Rockies v. Phillies. 8:30 p.m., TBS
    • Top Chef: Slot machines. Ingredients. Tyler Florence. 9 p.m., BRAVO
    • Black Gold: Also known as "Texas T." Season finale. 9 p.m., TRUTV
    • Clean House: My secret wish is that they would come to my house. Season premiere. 9 p.m., STYLE
    • Man Shops Globe: Blogger is Jealous. Series premiere. 9 p.m., SUNDANCE
    • South Park: Look, the episode is entitled "Dead Celebrities." Is there anything more to tell you? Season premiere. 9 p.m., COMEDY CENTRAL

    Comments

    Syd Kearney Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:43am

    Seriously, Heroes is good again. Go on now, club me.

    Bobby Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:46pm

    Oh my god, Syd, you've never been so wrong.

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