Marmaduke is warned against courting a poodle who is married to a somewhat-menacing pit bull. As Marmaduke fears no beast living nor dead, one can assume the warning is in regards to said poodle's severe herpes outbreak.
Joe- That's not a pit bull. No pit bull is a head taller than a standard poodle. If they are part boxer or American bulldog they might be almost this tall.
I offer this explanation: Owner-lady is projecting.
Joe- That's not a pit bull. No pit bull is a head taller than a standard poodle. If they are part boxer or American bulldog they might be almost this tall.
I offer this explanation: Owner-lady is projecting.
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PS: Would you draw me a dachshund in lederhosen singing a Robert Pollard song?
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