Three days ago:

29-95: Hey, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Whitney Isleib, what are you thinking about being for Halloween?

Isleib: I'm thinking about being a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. I mean, I have the outfit and everything already and I don't feel like putting forth much effort this year.

29-95: No, not putting forth effort means you need to go as a banana. I don't know if you've heard.

Isleib: Hmmmm. I don't want to do that. That's not sexy. It's not me.

29-95: Well, what do you like? Any pop stars or anything come to mind? Just put some glitter on your face and --

Isleib: Oh! What if I go as Lil Wayne?

29-95: Lil Wayne. You're not talking about the rapper, right? Tell us you're talking about your little brother named Wayne? Not the rapper?

Isleib: Hell, yeah, the rapper. I just thought of it. I could get a grill and a wig and a hat.

29-95: BAD IDEA. ABORT. ABORT.

Isleib: Shut up, website I've never heard of. I'm definitely going as Lil Wayne.

Today:

And so Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Whitney Isleib from Friendswood got dolled up in blackface and went as Lil Wayne to a Halloween party and posted photos on Facebook, which was picked up by a sports blog, then onward to a Dallas TV station.

We tried to tell her.