Prepare Yourself for Beavis and Butthead's Triumphant Reutrn, Bunghole

MEET YOUR NEW PROJECT RUNWAY CONTESTANTS: Seeing that the show will be 90 minutes long this season, you'll be spending a lot of time with them.
ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THE LOST READING LIST AS A WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR PAIN? Then you will definitely need these bookmarks.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH: Have you seen my TP?
BRAVO HAS A CRUSH ON HOUSTON: Not that I can blame them.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT'S MERELY A RATINGS PLOY. I REJECT THIS. ¡Viva La Chupacabra!
YES, SO MAYBE THE HILLS ENDED WITH THE SUGGESTION THAT IT WAS (GASP!) FAKE ALL ALONG: But The Osbournes did it first.
HBO'S NEW HORSERACING SERIES HAS A GREAT PEDIGREE: And I'm sure that joke will never ever be made again.
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Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files: Syfy wants to rain all over your paranormal parade. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy

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