Russell Brand and the Jonas Brothers Have Issues

THIS IS WHAT A LOST NON-SPOILER LOOKS LIKE, KIDS. Exhibit A.
BREAK OUT THE HAIRSPRAY: And be prepared to be "outraged" by something "controversial."
THERE'S A JOKE IN HERE ABOUT PRISON BREAK: but I'm too tired to make it. Sorry.
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO COMES OUT SLEAZIER IN THIS STORY: And anytime "Joe Jackson" is a potential answer, you know the possibilities must be pretty sleazy.
OH! I KNOW THIS SHOW!: It's called Bizarre, and it starred Super Dave.

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So You Think You Can Dance?: Around now is the point in the summer when I start panicking about how the show is going to end soon and then WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITHOUT CAT DEELEY? But! As the show is going to be on the Fox fall schedule, I am a little bit calmer. A little bit. 7 p.m., FOX
Extreme Loggers: Do we need to add the appendage "Extreme" to this? Isn't it implied? Season premiere. 8 p.m., DISCOVERY
Leverage: Irish mob? Reassemble the "gang?" Season premiere? 8 p.m., TNT
Dark Blue: This is the series premiere, and there are two things you should know about it: 1. It stars Dylan McDermott and 2. It is produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. As far as I'm concerned, this is enough information to help you in your decision as to whether or not this is worth your time. I'm not judging. 9 p.m., TNT
Michael & Michael Have Issues: Confession: I'm a huge fan of The State, Viva Variety, Reno 911 (YES. REALLY.), Stella, Wet Hot American Summer, and everything Michael Ian Black did on VH1, which is a lot. So, I'm not the most biased human being. In case you're interested, I'm going to be watching this. Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., COMEDY CENTRAL