Moody teenage rebellion in 2010 is probably pretty frustrating. If you've seen pictures of your dad going to prom dressed like Robert Smith, and heard the story about your mom's homemade tribal tattoo every Thanksgiving since you were a toddler, how are you supposed to clumsily express your outsider status besides just sucking at sports?

The answer, as it turns out, is almost too cute for words.

I love everything about these kids, from the Super Mario Bros. 3 raccoon tails to the nicknames (did I really just hear a newscaster say "Day Kitten Wolfram Lupus?"). I'm really curious, though - is this just a San Antonio thing? There have got to be some teen werewolves running around in Friendswood or Pearland.