A British couple got married last week in a Shrek-themed wedding ceremony. Like, they dressed up like Shrek and She-Shrek. For their wedding. Some things defy all rational thought. Here's a picture of the happy couple on their day of bliss. You know that one of them must've been less into it than the other one. Love is a beautiful, stupid thing.

Was Shrek even that good a movie? Or three movies or whatever? I never saw them, maybe they were fantastic. I never saw Mariah Carey's Glitter, either; by my logic, Glitter could have been fantastic.

I'm just kidding. I've seen most of Glitter. It was not fantastic.

Anyway, while we're on the subject of people painting themselves green and getting all amorous, World of Warcraft porn exists. I am sorry. Not only is there a whole website devoted exclusively to it, the apparently somewhat tongue-in-cheek WhoreLore.com, there's even a blog that follows the "genre" called, imaginatively, World of Warcraft Porn Blog. By the way: don't go to either of those sites. Not because they're not safe for work (though they're not), because you're a goddamn self-respecting human being. Here's a half-naked lady pretending to be an orc or a goblin or somesuch nonsense if you're really that curious:

So, what have we learned today? Not a damn thing, but my faith in humanity's shaken just that much more. I'm going to go try to watch baseball for the first time in a decade and have a good cry. I hope there's some baseball on TV right now.