For every mega-successful TV preacher with millions of dollars, a yacht and a sex scandal, there are dozens of unfortunate schlubs doing God’s work on public access stations all over the world, a mere phone call or email away from a bored college kid’s mockery. Pity this particular televangelist: very few bored college kids harness Will Smith’s power this effectively.
It’s official: “Fresh Prince” is now a verb. You’ve got lots of Fresh Princing to do, internet. Un-copypaste your RickRoll URLs and get to work.
I'm just trying to spread the gospel and bring His love to the world, but these secular little punks keep jacking with me. FML.
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