• I'M JUST GOING TO ASSUME THAT ERASERHEAD'S CONTRACT IS UP, AND THIS IS HIS WAY OF RENOGTIATING OR SOMETHING: Because a world without ChestRubber McGee and Sleepytime Abdul is a world of which I want no part.
• YES AND YUM.: Although, in all honesty, I tried to watch an episode the other day, and had no idea what was happening, because A. English accents, and B. I had become hypnotized by those eyes. Seriously, don't look directly into them.
• OH, WHDH. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.: Who shall lead the rebellion against the Unholy Bechinned One now?

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• American Idol: No joke I could make about Quentin Tarantino being the celebrity mentor this week could possibly be as funny as pointing out that Quentin Tarantino is the celebrity mentor this week. 7 p.m., FOX
• Fringe: PETA should stick to harassing the Pet Shop Boys, and not be releasing crazy lionbirdbeasts that want to eat us. 8 p.m., FOX
• The Biggest Loser: Couples: TIM GUNN ALERT. 7 p.m., NBC