• MY NAME IS CANCELED: Sigh. I know. First "She won't be back" and now this. You get what you pay for, folks. ALSO! MEDIUM IS CANCELED! BUT NOT REALLY! BECAUSE IT'S MOVING TO CBS! So calm down already.
• WITHOUT A TRACE...: is an apt title. What with it vanishing from the fall schedule and all. Zing? (No, not zing.) Also, Privileged does not have the privilege of returning next season. (You know this hurts me, right? It physically hurts me.)
• THE UNIT IS CANCELED: I only have so many puns at my disposal, folks.
• BUT VAMPIRES AND MELROSE FTW!: I am all about vampires and Melrose Place. As long as it's not vampires on Melrose Place. I should be clear.

WATCH THIS

• American Idol: GLAMBERT! GLAMBERT! GLAMBERT! (I'm going to be so sad when this is all over...) 7 p.m., FOX
• New Adventures of Old Christine: SCOTT BAKULA ALERT! Season Finale. 7 p.m., CBS
• Gary Unmarried: Gary remains unmarried. Just a guess. Season finale. 7:30 p.m., CBS
• Criminal Minds: Hasn't Detroit been through enough lately without having to stress about a serial killer? Two-hour season finale. 8 p.m., CBS
• I miss Lost already. That is all.