• CAREFUL, AIKEN: Careful.
• STAY CLASSY, BLAGOJEVICH FAMILY: Still, eating bugs isn't the grossest thing Patti's done in the last year or so. Allegedly.
• LET'S KEEP THIS UNDER 140 CHARACTERS: No.

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• Hitched or Ditched: Or as Variety says: "it's one of those series that helps explain the 50% divorce rate." Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
• Mental: Fox's summer version of House premieres tonight. But it's different! Because he's a psychiatrist! Series premiere. 8 p.m., FOX
• Little Couple: Hey, look! They're in Houston! Series premiere. 9 p.m., TLC
• Tori & Dean: This is the 4th season premiere. How, America, have we let this go on for four seasons already? For shame. 9 p.m., Oxygen