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Beer is beer?
Listen up, Little Jane Tautology. Your broad assertion that all beers are equal is arguably the most offensive thing anyone has ever said in my presence. Except that guy who said that thing about my mom that time, but I'm not including that because there is NO WAY she is that flexible.
I'll accept your apology in the form of cash.
If I had a sister, I would totally let you get to second-base with her.
Go any further and I'll fuckin cut you.
And absolutely no props whatsoever to the bleeding edge beer commentary this site provides?
I'll make you a cocktail. You'll love it because it's made with Haterade. OH DIS!
I'd offer you some additional feedback on other Fat Tire beers, but then I'd just be giving reviews away for free. And you know what that leads to - communism. As a red-blooded American it is my duty to never disclose any opinions that aren't appropriately compensated. I'm sure you understand, less'n yer one of them Pinkos.
I won't be at Anvil, but I definitely encourage you to offer multiple toasts in my honor no matter how creepy it seems to other people. They just don't understand our bond.
Oh yeah? Well maybe YOUR cellar sucks! BUUURRRNNNNN!